Things to do on an elevator
1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open(IDIDTHISALOTOFTIMES), then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) Meow occasionally.
6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly
7) Say -DING at each floor.
8) Say “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.
9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
AHAHAHAHHA ! VERYCUTE.
14) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) Sway at flies that don’t exist.
22) Call out “Group hug” then enforce it.
I found this of Tumblr and i thot i'd share. Too bad i've been takind the stairs all my life. IFNOTT..... *finger t chin* hmmm
Schooool ? Just when i thought i was gonna enjoy th rest of th year,
we had to change place... haiyaaaaaaa. no more Ms Tiong screaming
" NISA ! BOBO ! STOP TALKING" and "CHARLES ! DONT TEACH HER, SHE CAN COME TO ME HERSELF"
Despite all that, i was adapting fineeee with Charles whom i had to tell my name fr th first 3 days straight.
C; whats ur name again ? kuchichima ?
i ; *stumped* wat !
On the plus side, just when i told Rose my comps' is going at th rate of 1h/min , it went back t normal.
"There's a little truth behind every just kidding, a little knowledge behind every just wondering,
a little knowledge behing every i don't know and a little emotion behind i dont care"
